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chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000, via pokebae)

me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."

- (via sexual-feelings)

so accurate

(via m0lac)

(Source: hannibal914, via itsonly-her)

grgzhng:

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via moistbottom)

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via moistbottom)

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

image

(Source: 25th03, via fuckyeahloldemort)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via pokebae)

kaliforhnia:

I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.

(via disorder)